mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

top 6 girls in your primary school class that were super into one type of animal

6) horse girls

5) dolphin girls

4) cat girls

3) wolf girls

2) dragon girls

1) insect girls

all these girls are either gay or conservatives now

undereyelouisvuittons:

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

mamoru:

these three tweets tell a better story than almost every media I have ever experienced

sustainablefarming:

capitalism stop iiiiittttt. like for real stop

swordmlm:

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jonathan van ness is braver than the us marines

carowley:

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

trunkyjusket:

plusminusky:

rolodextra:

markv5:

Хлеб в хлебопечке

“Bread in the bread maker”

is the cats name BREAD

dunno if it was already explained but
there is a russian cat meme and this meme is about that meme (meme²)
here you can see original one: 

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the text is:
“you may think i’m a bread
but i’m actually a cat, not a bread!!!! don’t eat me!!!!”
this meme was probably made by some child, that’s why the original grammar is so bad (in english it could probably be like “you may think i a bread, but actualy i a cat and not bred!!! dont eat me!!”)
for some strange reason this thing became iconic in russian meme culture and if you will say “here’s a bread on the street, it’s so cute!” almost every young adult will get the fact you meant cat
thanks for your attention, your fellow professor of memology is always here to make russian memes clear

Loaf

vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

sleepyfemme:

sleepyfemme:

i forgot to tell this story but the other day i was @ my corporate job and i saw this man in his 60′s or 70′s walking by and i notice he’s wearing a baseball cap that says “corporations have no souls” and we kinda make eye contact and he walks over to my counter. and i was like “hey i like your hat” and he kinda went off about how corporations are given some of the same rights as people and how fucked up that is, and i was like “yeah for real” and then he was like “so i made a bunch of these hats to hand out to people to spread the message, i think i have a pink one in my car if you want it” and i was like yes obviously so he went and got it for me and made me promise i’d wear it to some protests sometime  

ok i realize this sounds like a fake post but i promise it isn’t

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